Milaned

Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion

I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned

Milaned by kipkip85 April 19, 2017

Brittany Milned

To get drunker and stupider than anyone within 30 miles. Other forms of this behavior include slurring words, pounding back a Texas mickey of Smirnoff, etc.

Brad: "Hey man did you see Jake last night?"
Kyle: "yea he was Brittany Milned as fuck!"

Brittany Milned by Poon snatch June 2, 2013

Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

miland

A beverage made by varying the preparation of Milo (a cocoa based chocolate drink from Australia). Formed by putting the cocoa in after the milk, and in large enough amounts so that it piles up on the surface of the milk without dissolving, creating an island.

Man, that was a good Miland!

miland by zappepdiz January 29, 2008

Milated 

Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.

The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.

Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011

milamed 

When a bartender gets a customer so drunk that they wake up in there own urine and vommit. With possible jail time to follow.

I went to concert pub last night and got so milamed.

milamed by Mic hou January 26, 2017

Mulaned 

Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.

*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”

Mulaned by moisteggroll November 21, 2017