Milanderer 

Milanderer - someone who has wandering hands whilst in bed with another person. They like to feel or grope someone sexually.

'I was trying to get to sleep but that guy kept running his hands up my thighs, he's such a milanderer.'

A mix between the sounds and meanings of 'philanderer' (a flirt or fickle lover) and 'to meander' (to wander).

Milanderer by Julia Sidwell May 9, 2007

filanderer 

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

filanderer by Drewskie May 20, 2008

mailandered 

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

mailandered by suck guppy December 21, 2008

milander

To lounge around and do nothing.

Joe was supposed to hit the gym with me but he decided to milander on his couch instead.

milander by theorynine January 8, 2014

Molandered 

When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockey game after all.

Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.

Molandered by Senior Icehog May 1, 2023

Milanveer 

When someone gives you a hard anal bashing and cums inside your nostrils. Usually will come through your nose out your mouth.

Yooo! Elijah gave me the Milanveer last night!

Milanveer by Mustryveer March 17, 2017

Minderer 

A person who constantly drifts off to places unknown, within the realm of their own mind. Usually, this person has A.D.D. or another disorder that renders them unable to pay attention.

"Hey, hey, in down front fat guy." No point in trying anymore to reach that minderer, he was off to places unknown.

Minderer by Biff Justice October 20, 2005