Is that a new Audi A5, you've bought your wife? Got 'dim prawn' again? Just as well I'm giving her what she really wants.
by cuksocker November 07, 2010
The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.
May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.
If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 05, 2010
An injury inflicted on the gonads as a result of an unsuccessful attempt at rodeo sex. Injury may be inflicted either during or after the undermentioned act was attempted. Usually results in severe bruising of the affected organs and loss of conjugal rights for an extended or permanent period.
I tried to rodeo Sue-Ellen last night but she threw me and I got buckyballed.
Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.
Man, my balls are sore. I tried to rodeo Pammy and got buckyballed when she kicked me.
by cuksocker November 08, 2010
I bumped into Luke last night.
Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
Really, is he still in business? He's old but he's still got the moves. A real assguru!
by cuksocker November 07, 2010
A list of people, who do not merit a place on a blacklist but who are still marked out for poor treatment.
"I keep getting offered a poor daily rate by agencies for contracting roles." " You're probably on their secret greylist, that they operate from the Dutch Antilles to avoid Data Protection legislation.
by cuksocker November 17, 2010
These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.
by cuksocker November 08, 2010
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
by Cuksocker November 05, 2010