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Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.
The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.
Milated by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011
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When a bartender gets a customer so drunk that they wake up in there own urine and vommit. With possible jail time to follow.
I went to concert pub last night and got so milamed.
milamed by Mic hou January 26, 2017
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Being highly intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumtion
I was out all last weekend and got totally Milaned
Milaned by kipkip85 April 19, 2017
Milted is when you get fucking owned by milty and lose all your pride and then try to fight back but then lose even more pride and then eat shit and then try to make fun of how many times I used and in the same sentence and then eat my shit anyway tsunami~~~~~~ ???????
bend over and scream rape you fucking newb~
Milted by Milty™ January 6, 2005
a Sped (special Education) millipede. A millipede with a mental disability.
James is such a milaped
Milaped by Ratelimit June 5, 2020
When someone says they'll be somewhere, and they don't show up.
Girl 1: Hey, I thought you said John was coming tonight.

Girl 2: He told me he was gonna be here.

Girl 1: We got Mileted.
Mileted by CorpusGirl December 20, 2019
1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.
"Dude...why do you smell so bad?"

"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower."
milted by antoinnesheneequa May 9, 2009
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