miglf

Mum i'd go lesbian for

Bonz is a total miglf

miglf by SickFucknCuntz September 27, 2018

Milfaholic 

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

miglie 

miglie: acronym = Minute Indescribable Grains Littering Inside Everywhere

Unlike dust that float then settles in fine layers a miglie is a slightly larger particle but still small enough to engrain into a carpet, rug or clothing.

One characteristic of a miglie would be that they slightly jump almost lifelike if you run your fingers through the carpet, rug or clothing fibres.

When did you hoover this room last? The miglies are beginning to multiply & are getting bigger.

Brush your jacket/jumper you've got miglies all over you.

miglie by Glowatts April 3, 2017

Milfhouse 

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

Milfhouse by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

Super MILF 

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.

It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.

Super MILF by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011

MILF 

Short for "mother I'd like to fuck". It is a term for a woman who is the mother of someone your age, who you'd like to have sex with. The term was popularised by the movie "American Pie" (1999).

I don't like my new class mate, but his mother is hot. She's a MILF.

MILF by EliasG July 17, 2018

Milf Monday 

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”

Milf Monday by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022