Milfaholic

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

by Tatunka December 9, 2018

milkaholic

addicted to milk

im such a 1% milkaholic

by sammyboarder23 July 11, 2010

milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010

Milkaholic

A chump that only drinks milk, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry...breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?

Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!

by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

mailaholic

Someone who compulsively checks his mails every few minutes.

Tom is a real mailaholic. Even during meals he checks his mails.

by JochenEnglish February 27, 2009

Milkaholic

When you're so addicted to milk that your mom has to buy a new gallon 3 times a week.

Person 1: *Pours a glass of milk* "This is my 5th cup of milk today"!
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic

by I didn't use my real name! March 15, 2022

Mileaholic

A mileaholic is someone who is addicted to traveling. Predominately those who have an addiction acquiring points or miles to various travel loyalty programs through airlines or credit card companies.

Jake is always planning his next free trip because he is a mileaholic. We may have to admit him into points rehab or have him attend mileaholic's anonymous

by JakeNathan September 4, 2016