miest

Pronounced meest.

Something that is so horribly difficult, stressful and scary that no other word will suffice.

Person 1: Can you do that ANALyis question about generating functions?
Person 2: No! It's a miest!

by SR May 14, 2005

horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk

1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.

by P'tainz March 25, 2011

mestrogen

A feminine hormone found in most men.

Damn, young thug got so much mestrogen in him.

by Ladyg and Kellz April 25, 2015

miaster

Pronounced me-ass-ter

-adj.
1. portmanteau of "miracle" and "disaster"

2. both pleasant and painful or regretful

3. bittersweet

Bob: I got the lead role in Romeo & Juliet yesterday!

Chuck: Oh, yeah?

Bob: Yeah, it was a bit of a miaster, though... The original lead got food poisoning. *shifty eyes*

by mariahneu April 19, 2009

Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

maestrobater

To conduct your penis as if you are conducting a symphony orchestra, usually to classical music.

"Don Tildone was quite the maestrobater."

"Too bad they banned the vid of him on YouTube."

"Well, it was pretty inappropriate when he ejaculated into the trombone section. Then the entire audience had to wait for fifteen minutes while he warmed up again."

by Chuckles the angry monkey August 26, 2007

Mestas

1. Mestas: A person who is a Mestas is an all right person. All right meaning that they will be your best friend in the world until you piss them off then they will beat you into the floor.

2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.

3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.

4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.

5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.

6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.

7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.

8: Mestas: another term for drunk.

9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"

"Shit man, I am not scared. I'm a Mestas."

"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"

"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"

by Tranqui Bubba April 3, 2009