microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008

microbating

A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.

by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011

microwaving

When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.

"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"

by paul read May 10, 2009

Microwiving

Inspired by the term ‘Micromanaging’; a trait popular mostly among Arab men, whereby a husband closely observes and/or controls his wife‘s actions.

Ahmed, I know hummus requires olive oil - stop microwiving me!

by @DubaiDadJokes July 10, 2020

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

macro-microwaving

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014