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microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.
Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great
microwaving by Condom Ren June 20, 2022

Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.
Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!
Microwaving by Stark Mercer May 19, 2024

microwaving grapes 

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
microwaving grapes by question,john November 10, 2020

microwaving rice 

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door
Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
microwaving rice by Spidtar February 2, 2023

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.
"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."
Microwaving Bacon by Willard24 November 5, 2025

macro-microwaving 

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
macro-microwaving by rufusclay November 9, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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