Microwiving 

Inspired by the term ‘Micromanaging’; a trait popular mostly among Arab men, whereby a husband closely observes and/or controls his wife‘s actions.

Ahmed, I know hummus requires olive oil - stop microwiving me!

Microwiving by @DubaiDadJokes July 10, 2020

microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

microwaiting by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008

microwaving

When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.

"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"

microwaving by paul read May 10, 2009

microwaving grapes 

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

microwaving grapes by question,john November 10, 2020

macro-microwaving 

Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.

Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."

macro-microwaving by rufusclay November 9, 2013

microwaving

Microwaving is an act of “fucking” someone with the Chimichanga! emote in Fortnite.

Yo me and this chick were microwaving yesterday, it was fucking great

microwaving by Condom Ren June 20, 2022

microwaving rice 

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

microwaving rice by Spidtar February 2, 2023