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Hummus is a delicious Lebanese dip. It's usually eaten on pita bread any time of the day, with any meal. It's made with chick peas, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. It's also great on steak!
ex. Could you pass the hummus?
by laurenwadad July 10, 2006
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A dip/spread (commonly eaten on pita bread) made from mushed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice. Believed to have originated in the Middle East, it is popular in America with vegetarians and college students (no one else seems to know it exists.) It's quite good, and has a nice zing to it--delicious with lime tortilla chips.

Also spelled humus (one m), although this spelling can also refer to decaying plant or animal matter. When writing appetiser menus for formal banquets (especially those banquets including guests familar with horticulture), it is probably best to stick with H-U-M-M-U-S. (Though you must admit, H-U-M-U-S is bound to get a priceless reaction or two.)
First Horticulturist: Mmm, this spread is delicious. What is it?
Second Horticulturist: *check menu* ...Humus.

*the pair exchange looks of horror and faint dead away*

Passing College Student: *eats remaining hummus*
by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005
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An interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the Adam Sandler film You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
"What is hummus?"

"It's a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!"
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1. A thick sauce made of mashed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice.
2. See: splooge.
Ugh, my hands are covered in... hummus.
by woodentaco October 28, 2007
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Hummus is the lumpy residue that is farmed from under the folds of obese people.
Hey Tara, lift up your shirt so I can scoop out some hummus from under your back-flap. This cracker's too dry on its own.
by Poppage September 23, 2010
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A secret code word teenage boys use in place of "girls" or "hoes". Different types of hummus can mean different types and... flavors of women/girls.
Ranch Hummus= Ugly women
Garlic Hummus= Old women
Hazelnut Hummus= bangable women
by Zach Ernat/David Wilton May 10, 2008
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Strange substance produced in a twisted area of the brain known for causing an elevated state of grace and inspiration. The trigging mechanism is far from being discovered. also humus.
I met G.W. Bush the other day at the grocery store, and all I could come out with was "asshole"...sorry, low hummus.
by el propio January 03, 2005
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