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A sexual or emotional relationship that normally lasts less than a week. It could last a little longer but two weeks maximum. booty fling relationship short sweet

I've had 4 microships with women in the past 2 months.

microship by Slap Bass May 21, 2016

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microchip

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)

Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates

microchip by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

microsniffer

A brown-nosing teacher's pet type whose subtle behavior flies under most people's radar.

My office mate's reputation for being a charismatic microsniffer is well-known by the old timers.

microsniffer by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

microshit fanboy by sd8322 June 4, 2021

Microphice

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.

Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?

Microphice by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009

Microshafted

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026