Microshafted

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microshaft

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

by lore November 13, 2003

Microshaft

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

Microsofted

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microshaft

unusually small penis

I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft

by Schizo319 April 20, 2006

Microsofted

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

by L'Agneau October 18, 2018