Microshite

A tiny nugget of binary crap. This term can be used to describe nearly all of the software produced by an insignificant company with a similar name, 'Microsoft'.

I'm having problems connecting to the Internet because my modem is having a Microshite moment.

by Poopen von Brownie December 23, 2003

Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

by Gill Bates October 16, 2003

microshit

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

by microshit July 18, 2003

microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.

"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

Microshit Idiot Exploder

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

by grizmaster March 26, 2011