microsalad

Something we all love to hate ,but hate to love.

UGH, have you heard of microsalad? i love them ,but why?

by kendrick dickmar September 28, 2017

Microsplaining

When a person uses a lot of words but has very little to say.

Ugh, Riley is microsplaining again! They never shut up!

by Nikixo November 27, 2018

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

Microsludge

A nickname for software programs produced by Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully.

His computer was clogged with the usual Microsludge - Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder, etc.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

microbalance

A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.

how much moisture will this aspirin take before it becomes bad?
how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.

by robert_in_california July 12, 2006

Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.

Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

microsplanch

See wordMicrosoftword

I microsplanch develops an Operatings System called Windows.

by kmm June 18, 2003