15 definitions by Der Capitan

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"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."
by Der Capitan December 07, 2003
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Contrary to apparent popular belief, the PLURAL form of the word "slut". Meaning more than one slut.
YES: Yo, dem's bitches just sluts.
NO: Yo, dat bitch just a slut, G.
by Der Capitan March 11, 2004
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A necessary, healthy, and useful byproduct of capitalism, which mass-produces/performs goods/services (respectively) at relatively low costs.
by Der Capitan December 07, 2003
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User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.
You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.
by Der Capitan December 07, 2003
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Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.
"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."
by Der Capitan December 29, 2003
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The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.
A couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called "Fast Eddie and the Reacharound".
by Der Capitan February 08, 2004
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A state of delusion in which one (The elitist) believes oneself - and a small group with whom one assosciates - to be less incompetent or more useful than the rest of society.
American societal structure has gained an even greater degree of elitism than high school.
by Der Capitan September 07, 2003
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