15 definitions by Der Capitan

taco salad

Vegan pussy.

"Dude, dis you just say that you like Phish?"
"Yeah, but just so I can get some taco salad."

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

sluts

Contrary to apparent popular belief, the PLURAL form of the word "slut". Meaning more than one slut.

YES: Yo, dem's bitches just sluts.
NO: Yo, dat bitch just a slut, G.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

made

1. Past tense of the verb "to make", meaning, "to create, manufacture, or deign".
2. Can also, in a few cases, be used to mean "received".

1. I made a taco and ate it with deliciousness.
2. I made me some bills last night, yo.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004

ka

Derived principally from AKA, a shortening of the phrase, "Known as," rather than, "Also Known As."

It's that crazy guy, KA Shopping-Cart Steve.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

reacharound

The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.

A couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called "Fast Eddie and the Reacharound".

by Der Capitan February 8, 2004

ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003