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Microslave

A person who is duped or coerced into using Microsoft software.
Millions of Microslaves could win their freedom if they'd just get a Mac.
Microslave by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Miroslava 

One of the sweetest girls you’ll ever find. Always knows how to make you smile. Loves neutral colors. She’s always there for you when you need her, great with moral support. Absolutely gorgeous, stunning. Her smile is contagious. You’d be lucky if she lets you close to her. Although she has a strict household, she has loving parents and siblings She’s just a beautiful sunflower(girasol):)
Hey!! Miroslava can you help me wash the dishes;)
Miroslava by ElGuerito November 12, 2020

Miroslava 

a pretty but inside very messy girl. she is what everyone wants she is the definition of perfect but she has secrets. Many want them, but nobody gets them. Her brown long hair, her sparkling eyes, her sweet smile and her personable manner. She was the best thing that happened to me.
my love miroslava
Miroslava by foreverlonely November 22, 2021

dirty miroslav 

Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs
Wow you’re such a dirty miroslav
dirty miroslav by Swaglord69696969 January 20, 2019

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello
Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave
microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating
My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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