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microspez 

The fact that the size of /u/spez's penis is extremely tiny

oh and he is a pig
spez: hello my name is spez and i am a greedy little pigboy with a microspez penis
microspez by ljcool2006/Bebble June 15, 2023

Micropenology 

The study of the elusive micropenis; the natural science concerned with the structure, growth, origin, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy of micro-penises. Someone who studies micropenology is considered a micropenologist.
A: "Did you see that guy's micropenis?"
B: "No, I couldn't- it was just too small!"
A: "Well, if you would have majored in micropenology, you would have been able to"
Micropenology by MicroLovin May 10, 2012

Microphone Spamming 

Blowing excessively into the microphone just to piss people off.
"OH GOD DAMN THAT MICROPHONE SPAMMING NERD"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"MUTE HIM"

"FFFFFF"
Microphone Spamming by BadolzoN August 5, 2008

microphone check 

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
microphone check by Then8ie December 24, 2013

micropussy 

A vagina so shallow only a micro penis can fit in.
- “Hey I had sex with Sophie last night”
- “I heard she has a micropussy though.”
-“Yes, I have a micro penis so it was a good fit. Sort of like Cinderella’s shoe”
-“I heard Cinderella has a megapussy.”
-“No that’s just fairy tale, she has a normal sized vagina.”
micropussy by chxndler February 10, 2021

Microphice 

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.
Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?
Microphice by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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