micro-soft

Daniel venn's Dik (thinks it's big)

you see i told you he would be jealous of the new borns one!!!!

by S.T.A.R.S April 15, 2003

micro soft dick

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.

1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Micro-soft

A very soft pussy or vigina

I fucked this girl last night and she was micro-soft

by Creepy#5 May 10, 2011

micro soft

Male porn stars who have small dicks and have erectile disfunction

Director: This isn't very good, somebody get the micro soft a viagra

by bropacalypse January 16, 2017