Microsofted 

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

Microsofted by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microsofted 

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

Microsofted by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

Microsofted 

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

Microsofted by HalideRadar July 9, 2021

Microsofted 

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

Microsofted by Brokugeta May 28, 2025

Microsofted 

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

Microsofted by Brokugeta May 28, 2025

Microsofted 

When a previously good product or service becomes worse due to corporate acquisition, poor integration, conflicting priorities, or the influence of a larger company's bureaucratic approach to product development.

"Ever since the partnership started, ChatGPT totally got microsofted - it's just not the same anymore."

Microsofted by Itsanamune July 14, 2025

Microsofted It 

verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.

noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.

Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.

Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*

Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.

Microsofted It by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011