Microsoftie 

one who works for Microsoft

I thought James was going to take the job with Sony, but he chose to be a Microsoftie instead.

Microsoftie by hadal September 12, 2004

Microsoftie 

M$ Fan boy, always states that M$ are the best and cant be beaten

Guy1: PS2 and GC SUCK! XBOX ROOLS!
Guy2: YA MUM!

Microsoftie by Arkz September 12, 2004

Microsoftie 

It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!

See: Small Penis

Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!

Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.

Microsoftie by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004

Microsoftie 

(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.

Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.

Microsoftie by Tomas September 13, 2004

Microsoftie 

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.

"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me

Microsoftie by Dave September 13, 2004

Microsoftie 

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

Microsoftie by Chas September 11, 2004

Microsoftie 

A very small flacid penis.

Guy #1: Dude, why didn't you hit that shit?
Guy #2: I tried, but she didn't enjoy my microsoftie.

Microsoftie by Andi June 10, 2006