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Michaels Dog 

Michaels dog has been touched inappropriately by his owner Michael Cascio. The dog is forced into many things including licking jelly off of Michaels toes. Michaels dog is even forced to shower with Michael.
Michaels dog is living a hard life.

michaels phone 

its gone
hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone
michaels phone by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

michaels_jetblackheart 

The funniest lesbian on earth that might have a tiny obsession with Michael Clifford.
Did you here Michaels_jetblackheart posted a new video!

michaels rizz 

A mythical phenomenon that people have claimed to see but is not actually real
person 1: Is that michaels rizz?
person 2: Don’t be silly, there’s no such thing.
michaels rizz by rizzologyPhd April 21, 2023

Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC) 

MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.
Bob- U know that amazing group chat

Joe-yes the one and only MIchaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

Michaels.real.lover 

A very cool tiktok Creator, that is a fan page for Michael afton and flamingo. They also like fnaf, blueycapsules and heart stopper.
“Michaels.real.lover is my favorite moot!”
“I know they are so cool!!”
Michaels.real.lover by anonymous April 30, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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