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Michael Cascio

Michael Cascio is very feminine and loves his family in a weird way. He always is asking for grown men to sit on top of him and is also known to leave group chats. He has crushes on girls but skips bases and goes straight home. He thinks everything is funny when he is the only one laughing. He also likes to eat his own poop.
Michael Cascio is over there eating his poop.

James Faulkner 

James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.
Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.

Michaels Dog 

Michaels dog has been touched inappropriately by his owner Michael Cascio. The dog is forced into many things including licking jelly off of Michaels toes. Michaels dog is even forced to shower with Michael.