michaels
michaels by RetardedAdult69 January 12, 2019
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Michaels Dog
Michaels dog has been touched inappropriately by his owner Michael Cascio. The dog is forced into many things including licking jelly off of Michaels toes. Michaels dog is even forced to shower with Michael.
Michaels Dog by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020
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Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)
MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.
Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC) by Bran447 December 15, 2019
Michaels.real.lover
A very cool tiktok Creator, that is a fan page for Michael afton and flamingo. They also like fnaf, blueycapsules and heart stopper.
Michaels.real.lover by anonymous April 30, 2022
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