metronaut

(noun) one who lives in a rural area, but frequently commutes to and explores the city.

Susie has an awesome ranch, but she's such a metronaut that she never enjoys it.

by Corbypants July 1, 2011

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

migronauts

someone who works in space sometimes for extended periods. Originally used to refer to the former migrant workers turned astronauts.

In the future they will send migronauts to colonize the moon.

by menoji September 1, 2009

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Metrobutch

A lesbian whose personal style leans both masculine and on-trend and who tends to invest heavily in wardrobe, hygiene, cosmetology, etc. Should be distinguished from "Tomboy" and "Soft Butch" as neither are perfectly interchangeable with Metrobutch; A Metrobutch may additionally identify with the aforementioned but the terms are not synonymous.

"Damn, Jax's brows are on FLEEK."
"Yeah, her Metrobutch game strong."

by Kali Yuga Swan Song February 5, 2018

retronaut

one who travels back in time, stuck in a time period, does not change with the times

that dude is retronaut man, he needs to get some new clothes

by nypeet December 12, 2006

metonut

A nut you find outside your house that looks like walnut shells. It is originated from boy band star with long hair that is a college profosssor and has a mailman dad and a second grade art teacher mom. It has a very laggy elf friend named Anggie and has a little brother.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.

Retard 1: Something funny
Retard 2: I choked on 50003988287 metonuts!

by Mickeymetonutspookynerdwizard October 10, 2020