a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

metrogate by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

Related Words

metronaut • metronatural • Mecronaut • metrobutch • Metronet • retronaut • matronation • Mertonator • metonut • Metroactive

migronauts

someone who works in space sometimes for extended periods. Originally used to refer to the former migrant workers turned astronauts.

In the future they will send migronauts to colonize the moon.

migronauts by menoji September 1, 2009

Metrobating

The act of masturbating while on board a Metro train or bus.

After smoking his meth the homeless man pulled out his junk and started metrobating in front of everyone without a care in the world.

Metrobating by beerdrinker247 April 6, 2023

Metrobutch

A lesbian whose personal style leans both masculine and on-trend and who tends to invest heavily in wardrobe, hygiene, cosmetology, etc. Should be distinguished from "Tomboy" and "Soft Butch" as neither are perfectly interchangeable with Metrobutch; A Metrobutch may additionally identify with the aforementioned but the terms are not synonymous.

"Damn, Jax's brows are on FLEEK."
"Yeah, her Metrobutch game strong."

Metrobutch by Kali Yuga Swan Song February 5, 2018

retronaut

one who travels back in time, stuck in a time period, does not change with the times

that dude is retronaut man, he needs to get some new clothes

retronaut by nypeet December 12, 2006

metonut

A nut you find outside your house that looks like walnut shells. It is originated from boy band star with long hair that is a college profosssor and has a mailman dad and a second grade art teacher mom. It has a very laggy elf friend named Anggie and has a little brother.
This is also used to say that you died of laughter.

Retard 1: Something funny
Retard 2: I choked on 50003988287 metonuts!

metonut by Mickeymetonutspookynerdwizard October 10, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026