A Mertonator is a person who loves having kinky sex... especially up the bum. On the outside they are a loving friendly person that people love to be around but make sure you don’t leave anything out around them because when alone they like to investigate and see what they like putting up their bum.
Person 1: do you know Megan?
Person 2: yeah she’s lovely!
Person 1: she’s a mertonator, be careful what you touch in her house
Person 2: yeah she’s lovely!
Person 1: she’s a mertonator, be careful what you touch in her house
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Official slogan of Seattle. According to Seattle's Convention and Visitors Bureau who spent 16 months and $200,000 developing the word, it's meant to evoke the urbanity of Seattle proper with the beautiful natural surroundings of the city and encourage people to do business at the Washington Convention and Trade Center.
Seattle is metronatural.
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Seattle is metronatural.
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