Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff

Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!

by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014

Metronet

a shitty internet provider that lies on twitter about how fast they are. DO NOT GET IT. they're scamming you. even xfinity home internet is better.

one guy: DUDE FUCK METRONET. I GET 3 MB PER SECOND

by very serious reviews July 6, 2024

metroneck

A cross between a redneck and a metrosexual. If you have a graduate degree, own a gun, and use it regularly, you might be a metroneck. If you live in Montana and drink lattes, you are probably a metroneck. If you live in interior British Columbia, ski 100 days a year, and drink fine wine, you are most certainly a metroneck.

"We just got back from elk hunting...we drank 18 PBR's on the drive back and now we are going to make some foie gras for an appetizer before we head to the symphony...it's been an epic day of metronecking."

by rootskier January 5, 2009

Metrometre

The number of buttons undone on a v-neck shirt worn by men who are metrosexual.

"That guy with buttons done half way up his shirt rates a 5 on the Metrometre."

by Al Tomo December 24, 2008

Metroneck

A generally educated and sophisticated individual who loves metropolitan big city life. A trend or trendy jetsetter. This can include theatre shows, reading travel & leisure or money magazines. They only purchase designer brands of everything, uses latest technology, carries a daybag, sachel, or purse, eats caviar, and routinely obtains manicures and pedicures. This person also happens to originate or posses roots from the rural southern U.S. Or, are called a redneck by some. They enjoy NASCAR, woods or forests. Have shopped at and love Wal-Mart, Piggly Wiggly Supermarkets, biscuits, cornbread, grits, collard greens, okra, pickup trucks, hunting, fishing, farming and own a very slow drawn accent. By definition, this person isn't necessarily gay or straight.

You were born in Vidalia, GA and lived there until you realized you love your family and roots, but really preferred the fast paced and big city living. Therefore, you no loger felt the need to avoid moving to New York, Chicago, or Boston. By using two words in the definition- metropolitan and redneck- Metroneck is the result.

by perryrules July 8, 2009

Metroness

Pointless drivel, usually offensive.

"So niggers, what cha' do today?"

by Jaded Monkey June 16, 2004

metroneck

A male who grew up living in the country (redneck), who was urbanized not by choice but due to career choices, who is concerned about his appearance (metro sexual) but will not spend copious amounts of money to achieve a certain appearance or lifestyle (cheap).

If he wasn't such a damn redneck we could call him a cheap metrosexual, but I think metroneck better describes him.

by P Shawn April 21, 2006