metrola 

An adjective used to describe any male individual who enjoys conquering the extreme outdoors without breaking a sweat, yet knows how to wine and dine out on the town with the utmost style and class. Potential characteristics include athletic, socially-aware, free-spirited, educated, artistic, all-natural, eco-friendly, hardcore, good-looking, clean, fashionable, proper, sexy, chivalrous, romantic, sensitive, heterosexual, and, of course, steezy baby! Get some.

"Hey Chris, what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Well I'm summiting Everest in the morning, then attending a Benefit Gala at the Rockefeller Center in the evening. I'm so excited!"
"Dude, that is so metrola".

metrola by csrothschild February 26, 2009

metroligious 

Adj.

1. Appearing to be religious (e.g., because one wears a cross on a chain, sports payos, smokes the buddah, majors in world religions, seems at peace with oneself and the world, or is a generally chill or "good" person, etc.) when actually agnostic, spiritual, athiest, humanist, nihilist, or similar.

2. A non-religious person who has an inexplicable interest in or knowledge of religion, religious fashion, and the religious lifestyle and/or enjoys taking part in religious events, ceremonies, and rituals.

Not to be confused with Metrospiritual.

I thought Jim wore a yarmulke because he was Jewish, but after I saw how he devoured that king crab, I'm betting he's just metroligious.

You can tell Sarah's metroligious by the way she always brings up how she went to Catholic school whenever someone mentions nuns.

metroligious by usman noyo December 15, 2008

metropark 

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.

Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!

metropark by skeletor_is_not_me June 17, 2008

metrobasher 

a metrobasher is an individual who is unfriendly and/or commits harmful acts to group of metrosexuals or an individualmetrosexual due to prejudice and/or ignorance.

Friend 1: Look at that guy, what a fag.

Friend 2: No, that's what you call a metrosexual, don't be a metrobasher.

metrobasher by J Stanky August 5, 2008

merola

she is a sweet kind hearted soul. she's really pretty and has a AMAZING personality. she's a great friend to hang out with. she's sexy and good looking

I wanna date someone with an amazing personality

It must be merola

merola by Gia Roman October 30, 2017

Metroracial

When a person has stopped using adverbs to describe people, such as white guy, Latino guy, black guy, etc. but refers to all people as I met this person. Not I met this black guy, girl, person.

In an effort to contribute to equality for all I have adopted a metroracial philosophy.

Metroracial by Winterparkbob October 20, 2016

metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.

see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.

metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010