Metrotard 

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

Metrotard by oz April 9, 2005

metrotard 

Someone who acts or looks like they are retarded but really isn't.

"Ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it."

metrotard by rachiebear October 20, 2006

metropark 

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.

Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!

metropark by skeletor_is_not_me June 17, 2008

Metatard 

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

metboard 

A melting pot gathering of those who listen to Metallica. Populated by many different classes, including idiots, intelligent people, spammers, doggy, and other fucking idiots.

Someone has to nuke the metboard.

metboard by GTF August 21, 2003

Metrostar

Somebody from New Jersey or New York.

Andrew: Hey! Where are you from Kyle?
Kyle: New Jersey, why?
Andrew: Oh okay, you're a metrostar.

Metrostar by Swetnam April 19, 2011

metrocard 

A pre-paid card used on buses and subways sold by the MTA in major cities. (NY)

I need to buy a new metrocard, this one is almost empty.

metrocard by Jooooooooe August 7, 2006