metrohawk 

A hairdo commonly worn in white suburbia, Short in the back longer in the front combed up and together. Made popular by soccer legend David B., golf enthusist Arnold P., and Steve "The Marine" C.

Did you see the new guys hair, ya it was a metrohawk.

metrohawk by doverst April 1, 2007

metrohawk 

Metrohawk (N): The messy yet risque hairstyle achieved when a metrosexual man decides to orient his hair in an upward direction towards the center of his head. The hair often stays in place due to the excessive amount of product that is used, and the end result is a neatly-formed ridge of hair running from the top front to top rear of the head.

The main difference between a metrohawk and a mohawk is that the wearer of a metrohawk has a full head of hair, as opposed to a mohawk where the hair is shaved off on the sides leaving only a skunk-like strip left running down the middle of the head. The full head of hair oriented upwards makes the entire head as a whole resemble the shape of a closed up rose, further completing the look of this modern day feminine man's style.

The metrohawk is most easily achieved by loading up one's hair with product, taking the hands and placing them over the ears, then while pushing inward as if squeezing the head, sliding the hands upward, off the top of the head and up through the hair.

See metrosexual.

Skip: "Wow Jonathan, that new hair style looks fabulous with your designer shirt."

Jonathan: "Well gee-wiz Skip, it was a snap with that extra product you let me borrow. I just put it in my hair and let inspiration do the rest."

Skip: "I love it. It looks super preppy but still kinda hardcore at the same time, like you are almost going for a mohawk or something."

Jonathan: "Oh don't be a silly sam Skip. I'd never give myself a REAL mohawk. This is a metrohawk!"

metrohawk by Archie Moses September 13, 2004

metropark 

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.

Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!

metropark by skeletor_is_not_me June 17, 2008

Metrohag

Metrohags are girls who like hanging around Metrosexual men for the same reasons gay men have hags. Metrosexual men have a good sense of style, art and culture. Also, metro guys are usually better listeners than regular straight guys who eat burritos and drink beer.

My metrosexual husband gets a lot of attention from his metrohags

Metrohag by Suzie Says So October 9, 2012

metrojack 

An individual who thinks they should be a Lumber Jack, wearing tight jeans, plaid shirt, work boots, full beard, clean cut hair (possible man bun) and has manicured nails and perfect hygiene. Most likely a food service worker at an uppity restaurant, cafe, bartender or espresso barista. Female "metrojane"

The metrojack worked diligently to prepare all of his customers orders as quickly as possible.

metrojack by kawirider February 16, 2017

metropark 

an overpriced yet the only store which doesn't give in to that hollister/abercrombie shit style. provides great clothes with everything from punk-ish to "gangster."

I just bought this awesome top from metropark for $90!

metropark by corii January 31, 2008

Metropark 

An extreme metro sexual. One who dresses gay without being gay.

Hey, Aaron, you look so clean, almost gay looking, you're a metropark.

Metropark by MMDG July 22, 2010