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messticle

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.
Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!
by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011
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Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts
John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles
by AssAids69 October 3, 2012
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meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.
Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.
by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006
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missticles

My missticles itch somethinfeirce.
by Evythyme January 15, 2018
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mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle
Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.
by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009
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Moisticle

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!
by V-sloth September 25, 2020
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Jessticles

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.
Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.
by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006
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