messticle
Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!
messticle by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011
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missticles by Evythyme January 15, 2018
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mesticle by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009
Moisticle
Noun-{mois•tickle}
Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)
1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents
Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)
1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents
Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
Jessticles
Jessticles by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006
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