messticle

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.

Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.

by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006

missticles

A trannies balls.

My missticles itch somethin’ feirce.

by Evythyme January 15, 2018

mesticle

Mushroom-like testicle

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.

by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

Moisticle

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

by V-sloth September 25, 2020

Jessticles

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.

Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.

by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006