missticles

A trannies balls.

My missticles itch somethin’ feirce.

by Evythyme January 15, 2018

milk missiles

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

messticle

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

Protect From Missiles

To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.

Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.

"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."

by Jooker January 17, 2009

kissticles

The act of getting one's testicles kissed and suckled.

Bort was very excited when his blow job included kissticles.

by Maxx Morr February 24, 2014

Z missiles

"The missiles"

When France is going to attack with missiles they say:
"FIRE Z MISSILES"

From endoftheworld.com

"Ok, have a nap"
"THEN FIRE Z MISSILES"

by Le tired January 20, 2007