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Musticles 

to have muscles in your nuts
John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles
Musticles by AssAids69 October 3, 2012
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mesticle 

Kid 1: You're a dumbass!
Kid 2: Atleast I don't have a mesticle!
Kid 1 runs away crying.
mesticle by tyler the mesticle July 20, 2009

munsticle 

His munsticle is quite the spectacle.
munsticle by ratratratratratrat April 19, 2022

musiclester 

One who only likes new or "young" music. If it hasn't come out within the last 6 months, it isn't good.
Ralph: Don't you just love "Heart-Shaped Box"?
Betty: I used to.
Ralph: Why don't you like it anymore?
Betty: It's just so 90's.
Ralph: Geez, what are you, a musiclester?
musiclester by a9u1tar1st March 6, 2010

mustiche 

A pseudo-sorta halfway collection of facial hair above the upper lip. Often referred to by earnest wannabes as a 'mustache', a mustiche is usually too sparse to be considered so.

This is the sort of facial hair commonly worn by teens in their first flush of facial hair growth, but it has in the past few decades seen a resurgence among hipsters as an ironic reference to porn stars and child molesters of the 70s.
That hipster tried to grow a beard, but all he managed was a mustiche.
mustiche by Mila Jake February 21, 2011

Mesticles 

I was at naked party today and i saw a woman with two balls coming out of there.. i call them mesticles
Mesticles by Suklaa October 13, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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