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The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.
Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!
Mebert by Glue548 June 5, 2007
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mexpertise 

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.
"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."
mexpertise by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007

memertunity 

To have an opportunity to use a meme
What makes the blood cells red?
A. Fibrin
B.Hemoglobin
C. Comunisms
John: Our teacher missed a memertunity when she didnt include this question in our quiz about blood cells.
memertunity by Lewtfbob February 9, 2018
Anyone who has learned, in University or on the street, all they need to know about hispanic culture.
Any mexpert would know, a tortilla sculpture of Jennifer Lopez is preferred over Jennifer Lopez wrapped in a tortilla
mexpert by Scooks August 4, 2007

metertzulate 

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"
"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."
metertzulate by SWIZZBO February 13, 2004
cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer
I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight
Megert by Sexymarx December 5, 2018