melpert 

A streamer who fails to understand the most basic instructions, originating from Vinesauce. Yellow paint nor chat can help him as he looks directly at the menu option he needs to click with his mouse right over it. Usually this is paired with the GIGACHAD emote. Often meant to be a joking poke at a streamer who has streamerbrain and not a serious attempt to berate the streamer.

Melpert: How do I go back chat? I don't know where the button is...
*mouse is five pixels away from the option*
Chat: GIGACHAD Melpert...
*mouses away from the option*
Melpert: I don't understand. Where is it?
Chat: MELPERT...

melpert by yourfutanutdealer March 13, 2024

melpert 

A joke-nickname in Vinesauce community with multiple meanings.
A) One of nicknames of Vinny Vinesauce.
B) One of nicknames of Vinny's body part.

A) melpert plz play Dmc2 is the best!!!
B) I hear if you dehydrate yourself you're going to make your melpert look bigger.

melpert by Melpert2024 June 5, 2024

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

mexpertise 

To have knowledge, understanding, or firsthand experience with matters that are relevant to the Latino community. This can be food, family, language, religion, or any other aspect of life.

"Irene, I may need your mexpertise to find a good chile for my salsa."
"I got you covered, my gringo amigo."

mexpertise by Geoff Lilley November 10, 2007

mepert 

A word directed towards a person for doing somthing stupid.

A that guy is a real mepert for droping out of school.

mepert by Orange Lambert February 24, 2008

mexpert 

Anyone who has learned, in University or on the street, all they need to know about hispanic culture.

Any mexpert would know, a tortilla sculpture of Jennifer Lopez is preferred over Jennifer Lopez wrapped in a tortilla

mexpert by Scooks August 4, 2007

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

Melbert by bigdonnie April 12, 2008