Mebert

The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.

Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!

Mebert by Glue548 June 5, 2007

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER 

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER by Groeber field March 5, 2019

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

memberton 

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

memberton by Air-eye February 11, 2006

mepert 

A word directed towards a person for doing somthing stupid.

A that guy is a real mepert for droping out of school.

mepert by Orange Lambert February 24, 2008

megbert 

The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.

Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.

megbert by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018

meber 

1. Dillusional twat
2. Someone you just look at and know they have chlamydia

Joe you are such a meber

meber by dongdick June 12, 2018