Meert 

When someone mistypes “meet” in a comical way, sometimes on purpose

(In a group chat) “Does anyone want to meert up?” “Sure but u really think ‘meert’ makes u quirky??”

Meert by ur mom the cat October 18, 2023

Meet the engineer 

Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head

Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.

Engineer: I solve practical problems.

the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.

Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.

Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.

Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!

a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet

Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,

Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart

Engie: Built by me,

A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen

Engie: and you best hope;

The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera

Engie: not pointed at you.

have you seen Meet the engineer?

Meet the engineer by Hey look buddy I’m an engineer September 19, 2020

merry meet

A greeting used by witches, pagans, and Wiccans in speech and in writing. It stands for the words of a chant, "merry meet and merry part and merry meet again," commonly used at the end of ceremonies. "Merry meet" can also used as a closing or goodbye, but blessed be is the more common way to sign a letter or say goodbye.

Merry meet, friend! It's good to see you!

merry meet by pwitch July 31, 2016

Cheesed to meet you 

A meme greeting originating from 4chan
The appropriate response is "Mating press"

Bae: Ch-Cheesed to meet you.
Judge: Mating press

Cheesed to meet you by blahtothethird July 13, 2022

meet me at the rec 

slang term used by Comeaux High School students to challenge others to a fight

"Alright! You wanna go? Meet me at the rec!"

meet me at the rec by garbonzo beans December 2, 2015

Meeri 

A kind hearted individual, who is attractive and charming. They prefer someone who accepts their weirdness and can keep up with them. They are spontaneous and dislike routine. Enjoy long talks and not being confined to one place. Adventure is their name

Exploring the world with Meeri shall be unforgettable.

Meeri by Chrismnyc July 16, 2017

meetey 

Meetey is another word for easy access or easy to find

1.Come to visit me at my home town, don't worry its very meetey, you will find your way easily

meetey by Shy Rosenzweig August 18, 2013