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mertender 

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.
That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.
mertender by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017
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A large, horizontal man who not only eats his food, but saves it on his mouth and clothes for later. They are commonly found sidemaning a lanky black man scouting for any food that he may drop. Their favourite pass time is discovering what is hidden in their belly rolls. He can be summoned by using the key word written below.
Every black man needs a Meeren. They are like mobile hand bag that you can bully and call out when you are stressed or feel like shit.

CODEWORD to summon a wild Meeren - I HAVE DOUGHNUTS

Jamal - Arther, I feel really shit today
Arthur - Don’t worry, I’ll summon up a Meeren. Watch out, you may feel his earthquake side effects.

Jamal - Have you seen that new Kung Fu Pands movie? Oh wait it’s just Meeren
Meeren by TheJewishMan October 19, 2018

Timothy Mertens 

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Mertenize 

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.
"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!
Mertenize by .DotK March 6, 2008
Used by people who has to show they are trendy speakers when they speak about a meeting or conference.
I am out for meeten.

I will call you back later, i have to go meeten.

Lets do some meeten about this topic tomorrow, ok?
meeten by kobichief June 1, 2007

maertens 

The best last name possible. The person with this last name is the most amazing girl/boy ever. The person with this name is a diamond beatiful but van be rough somethimes. Never let a Maertens go
Person 1: She’s a Maertens
Person 2: omg bro keep her she’s amazing
maertens by Belgium girl November 8, 2019