Meerten

Meerten is a Nickname that is often used on people that are called Maarten. They are funny but are sometimes very frustrating, but they are nice and super hot

Why is that guy so irritating?
He is a Meerten.

Omg why is that thing over there so hot?
It's a Meerten

by Hoskafof March 19, 2017

mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

Meeren

A large, horizontal man who not only eats his food, but saves it on his mouth and clothes for later. They are commonly found sidemaning a lanky black man scouting for any food that he may drop. Their favourite pass time is discovering what is hidden in their belly rolls. He can be summoned by using the key word written below.

Every black man needs a Meeren. They are like mobile hand bag that you can bully and call out when you are stressed or feel like shit.

CODEWORD to summon a wild Meeren - I HAVE DOUGHNUTS

Jamal - Arther, I feel really shit today
Arthur - Don’t worry, I’ll summon up a Meeren. Watch out, you may feel his earthquake side effects.

Jamal - Have you seen that new Kung Fu Pands movie? Oh wait it’s just Meeren

by TheJewishMan October 19, 2018

Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008

meeten

Used by people who has to show they are trendy speakers when they speak about a meeting or conference.

I am out for meeten.

I will call you back later, i have to go meeten.

Lets do some meeten about this topic tomorrow, ok?

by kobichief June 1, 2007

maertens

The best last name possible. The person with this last name is the most amazing girl/boy ever. The person with this name is a diamond beatiful but van be rough somethimes. Never let a Maertens go

Person 1: She’s a Maertens
Person 2: omg bro keep her she’s amazing

by Belgium girl November 8, 2019