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cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer
I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight
Megert by Sexymarx December 5, 2018
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The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.
Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!
Mebert by Glue548 June 5, 2007
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dirt magert 

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing
Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT
dirt magert by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008
A word directed towards a person for doing somthing stupid.
A that guy is a real mepert for droping out of school.
mepert by Orange Lambert February 24, 2008

dirt magert 

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.
Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home
dirt magert by dmb7886 February 5, 2009
The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.
Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.
megbert by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018
a fab friend who's really pretty and unique and has a brilliant music taste. unique name generally after Megenta in TRHPS.

a megenta is usually obsessed with anime and has really bRIGHT eyes and soft hair. If you know a Megenta you'll like her. Megenta is a fabulous friend and everybody who doesn't have a megenta in their lives' are missing out, but you can't have mine; sorry.
"Wow! Look at her!"
"Yeah, she must be a Megenta."
Megenta by alltimehustler June 10, 2013
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