Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer

I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight

by Sexymarx December 5, 2018

Mebert

The only way to explain the meaning of the word Mebert, is in the Mebert language, which consists only of the word Mebert, said in various pitches, volumes, and inflections.

Mom: How was your day?
Son: Mebert...

Girlfriend: Would you like to make love?
Boy: MEBERT!

by Glue548 June 5, 2007

dirt magert

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

mepert

A word directed towards a person for doing somthing stupid.

A that guy is a real mepert for droping out of school.

by Orange Lambert February 24, 2008

dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

by dmb7886 February 5, 2009

megbert

The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
OR
An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.

Yesterday when I was taking a shit I exclaimed “MEGBERT” just to get that last turd out.

by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018

Megenta

a fab friend who's really pretty and unique and has a brilliant music taste. unique name generally after Megenta in TRHPS.

a megenta is usually obsessed with anime and has really bRIGHT eyes and soft hair. If you know a Megenta you'll like her. Megenta is a fabulous friend and everybody who doesn't have a megenta in their lives' are missing out, but you can't have mine; sorry.

"Wow! Look at her!"
"Yeah, she must be a Megenta."

by alltimehustler June 10, 2013