Megert
cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer
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dirt magert
Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.
Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home
dirt magert by dmb7886 February 5, 2009
megbert
The spawn of Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron having sexual relations with Darla from Finding Nemo.
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An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.
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An exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.
megbert by BracktnMcboytoy January 29, 2018
Megenta
a fab friend who's really pretty and unique and has a brilliant music taste. unique name generally after Megenta in TRHPS.
a megenta is usually obsessed with anime and has really bRIGHT eyes and soft hair. If you know a Megenta you'll like her. Megenta is a fabulous friend and everybody who doesn't have a megenta in their lives' are missing out, but you can't have mine; sorry.
a megenta is usually obsessed with anime and has really bRIGHT eyes and soft hair. If you know a Megenta you'll like her. Megenta is a fabulous friend and everybody who doesn't have a megenta in their lives' are missing out, but you can't have mine; sorry.
Megenta by alltimehustler June 10, 2013
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