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Meningococcal 

the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.
student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal
Meningococcal by jake. lol April 15, 2021

Justin Menning 

A sex god who enjoys threesomes with girls named Ellie and Sophia is Costa Rican bathrooms.
That guy is such a Justin Menning. He fucked those chicks hard.

meningitis 

a disease in which there is inflammation of the meninges, caused by viral or bacterial infection.
i got meningitis three years ago
meningitis by Daniyal valizadeh December 6, 2007

mal meninga

Mal Meninga is a retired Australian Rugby League player. In rhyming slang, to "Mal Meninga" means to "finger".
I was carving up a storm on the dance floor with a blonde hottie when I decided to go the Mal Meninga.
mal meninga by cactoid March 1, 2005

like mending roads in summertime 

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
The act of taking a man to one's bed. Usually used in reference to a series of one-night stands.
Sorry I've been out of contact I've been too busy mening, it wouldn't take up as much of my time if I didn't have to wake up next to some stranger the next morning and go through the whole brunch and awkward conversation routine.