A modern male who just can't seem to get his lazy ass off his mother's couch, quit playing with his playstation or his pecker, and go face reality and get a job then move out and find his own place. If his age reaches 40 before he gets that job then he becomes a "Menfant Savante".

Me, and most of my Menfant buds in Oklahoma.

Menfant by chromedome2012 November 14, 2007

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menfes

A man with the power to say anything foolish or inappropriate and still get any shorty he wants. The pure definition of a juice-god a.k.a Mr. mustbenice.

I aspire to be like menfes .

menfes by Kdhak April 23, 2017

menfolk

1) Another word for a man, but in an Pilgrim-esqe tone.
2) Folk music groups with all men. See brokeback.

1) "ladies, don't forget to put on panties. Otherwise, you'll excite the menfolk."
2) "This band used to be all about the music, but ever since they started to menfolk and get on TV, I've gotten over them." See hipster

menfolk by CarbonatedWater April 24, 2006

Menfess

In K-Pop Roleplay and Twitter culture, Menfess stands for Mention and Confess, usually used to confide, rant, or even blackmailing other roleplayer

Lisa (not a real name) blackmailed Kim (not a real name, too) through a Menfess Twitter Account

Menfess by Sir. B August 5, 2019

MenFuckMeMyDick-en

A derogatory nickname for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC, one of several fast food subsidiaries of Pepsi. Known for having some of the highest trans-fat levels of all foods, thereby afflicting hundreds of thousands of people with obesity and heart disease.
Also known as GayMen'sPee.

I hate that place - the last time I ate at MenFuckMeMyDick-en I got salmonella poisoning and shat my pants as a result of the over-lubrication of my colon by massive amounts of saturated fat. GayMen'sPee sucks balls.

MenFuckMeMyDick-en by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

menfluenza

When a man has elevated temperature, all muscles are aching and he wrote his last will.

Man, my husband was out for 2 days, he had a mild case of menfluenza

menfluenza by Wizzurd Of Odd May 19, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026