This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition!
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by winnipegdude November 19, 2013
Get the Aspire mug.To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.
Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.
Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.
Alternative spelling; asspire
Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.
Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.
Alternative spelling; asspire
"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"
by Willystroker May 2, 2007
Get the Aspire mug.A discord mod. He takes jokes well, unless you threaten his family. He also does literally nothing else unless it is schoolwork
by Le Pun Master January 1, 2022
Get the Aspire mug.A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though
Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?
Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!
Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?
Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!
Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010
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Get the Aspire mi mono mug.Aspire technologies is a corporation that is known for creating games, such as the popular 'power cor5e facility. The company was founded by AzureVirtual
by SimplyVoided_RBX June 22, 2021
Get the Aspire Technologies mug.this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee
by ubah_484 June 27, 2023
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