menfluenza 

When a man has elevated temperature, all muscles are aching and he wrote his last will.

Man, my husband was out for 2 days, he had a mild case of menfluenza

menfluenza by Wizzurd Of Odd May 19, 2021

manfluenza 

A medical condition experienced by men. Characterized generally by cough and/or sneezes accompanied often with general malaise, body aches, and excessive complaining.

I'm sorry but Rob cannot come to the phone right now as he has manfluenza and is on his deathbed.

manfluenza by rbrice August 16, 2023

menfluence

The impact a man has on a woman's life, identity, and sense of self. Can be positive- when a man's presence makes her more herself, raises her standards, and protects her softness. Or negative- when his presence causes her to shrink, lose her identity, or measure her worth through his eyes. Every woman has experienced both kinds.

My father was pure positive menfluence. My ex was the other kind. Now I know exactly what I'm looking for.

menfluence by @i.am.anete March 23, 2026

menfluence

The impact a man has on a woman's life, identity, and sense of self. Can be positive- when a man's presence makes her more herself, raises her standards and protects her softness. Or negative- when his presence causes her to shrink, lose her identity or measure her worth through his eyes. Every woman has experienced both kinds.

My father was pure positive menfluence. My ex was the other kind. Now I know exactly what I'm looking for.

menfluence by @i.am.anete March 23, 2026