mekale 

Mekale: he is beyond perfect! He can make anyone laugh even when they don't want to. He is nice, outgoing, funny, and so attractive. Every time he walks past a girl, they instantly fall in love. You really can't keep the ladies off of him! He is athletic and has a kick ass voice. But over all his personality is amazing. He's simply PERFECT!

Mekale is so perfect, he makes my melt!

mekale by Babycakes<333 December 2, 2014

Rusty Mekateen

A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"

1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.

Rusty Mekateen by max nova July 4, 2009

mealey 

Mealey, a smart and talented person who everyone loves and would never be mean. She is also very lovable and cool. She would always be there for you when you are feeling down. She always has a smile on her face everyday even when it’s raining!

OMG Mealey is so nice and sweet!!

mealey by Madzxo101 March 11, 2019

Mikaley 

Awesome, Sexy, and funny, cool, curves.

Mikaley is sooo funny, she makes me laugh, she is awesome.

Mikaley by Jordan algeryon August 24, 2009

mykale 

a female that is creative and likes to explore her mind. She is usually into things like music, and writing, and reading stories. She also has a very good view on life and sees things that others don't like taking a glimpse into the future. She is not psychic , she is just very smart.

Mykale: be careful, he is going to hurt you in the future by cheating.
Sarah: No he's not. I love hima dn he loves me

Months Later.
Sarah: Mykale, you were right, he cheated on me. I don't know what to do.
Mykale: Be strong, and write some poetry about it.

mykale by Lucky:] July 10, 2009

makalee 

The kind of girl who everyone seems to like. She is really outgoing and loves to draw. She has the best taste in music and always knows what to say. At times she can be shy but in reality she is extremely mature and intelligent. She's just awesome.

Abby: Makalee is so stupid.
Sky: shudup you guys. Your just jealous of her hot bod.
Abby: your right I am.)*:

makalee by Spit hand February 9, 2015

Megalepsy 

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.

"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"

Megalepsy by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009