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A snitch that listens to Fetty Wap and makes shirtless videos
Oh he listens to Fetty Wap all day he is definitely a mekal
Mekal by Hidden man July 2, 2016
Words you can keep
The kindest most loving person you will ever meet. Funny as all hell and the baddest motherfucker you will ever know. If you have a Mekal in your life, hold on tight and never let go.
Stranger 1: "Hey do you know Mekal?"

Stranger 2: "Hell yeah I do, Who doesn't? I fucking love that guy!"
Mekal by (-_-") February 24, 2021

Push Meal 

A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.

Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.
Lets go to Chipotle, I need a good push meal since getting back from my AT.
Push Meal by Cornsonthehouse July 27, 2022

Push Meal 

A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.
I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.
Push Meal by Cornsonthehouse August 4, 2022

Trump Meals on Wheels 

Trump Meals on Wheels is when the Donald tried to get rid of Meals on Wheels for good.
Did you hear about Trump Meals on Wheels? Yeah, dude it's not wheeling around anymore.
Trump Meals on Wheels by PWS27 April 7, 2017

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Free meal bandit 

The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
Free meal bandit by Lunicus February 5, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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