Megaphony noun me·gah·ˈfō-nē, An annoying as fuck ridiculously-enthusiastic con artist and loud mouth who endlessly spews pitches and opinions in an unacceptably loud voice. Partisan politicians and bitcoin advocates among the worst.
Listen to that guy sellingcars on that local TV commercial. What a megaphony!
A challenging series of workouts led by Beachbody super trainer Megan Davies that consists of 2 live streaming workouts a day; spanning 3-4 days in a row.
These workouts occur once a month on the Beachbody on Demand Interactive workout platform and are designed to increase strength, improve cardio and endurance and burn fat.
Man, I still can’t walk up the stairs after doing the Megathon last week!
A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.
It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.
That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.
That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
A funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaphores.com. Megaphores usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.
Example Megaphores:
Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y * Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”