megaphony 

Megaphony noun me·gah·ˈfō-nē, An annoying as fuck ridiculously-enthusiastic con artist and loud mouth who endlessly spews pitches and opinions in an unacceptably loud voice. Partisan politicians and bitcoin advocates among the worst.

Listen to that guy selling cars on that local TV commercial. What a megaphony!

megaphony by rethinker December 19, 2019

Megathon 

A challenging series of workouts led by Beachbody super trainer Megan Davies that consists of 2 live streaming workouts a day; spanning 3-4 days in a row.
These workouts occur once a month on the Beachbody on Demand Interactive workout platform and are designed to increase strength, improve cardio and endurance and burn fat.

Man, I still can’t walk up the stairs after doing the Megathon last week!

Megathon by EDGE-ucatedGuess June 6, 2022

megaphone life 

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.

It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.

megaphone life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

Megaphore

A unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. Not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles - a Megaphore is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.

That Megaphore was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual shit on Jade Goody's coffin.

That Megaphore was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.

That Megaphore was so brilliant I felt like I'd been given a rusty trombone by an angel.

Megaphore by lorddaaave March 23, 2011

megahoni 

Noun. A girl with an amazingly hot body that has been shaped by yoga. The booty on the megahoni is exceptionally prominent, and stunning.

A: "I'm having a heart attack; did you see that girl that just walked by!?"
B: "Oh my god, I would kill to sink my teeth into that megahoni!"

or

"Mmmm... Look at that perfect ass on that megahoni!"

megahoni by Brent rOz March 25, 2007

megaphoning 

The act of riding around in a vehicle with a few friends and a megaphone and verbally assaulting every pedestrian you encounter.

Megaphoning

Friend 1: Yo theres a fat troll coming up on the left, get him

Friend 2: (on megaphone) HEY TUBBY! WHERE YA GOING JENNY CRAIG IS 2 BLOCKS THE OTHER WAY!

megaphoning by DominickVercetti October 18, 2011

Megaphore

A funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaphores.com. Megaphores usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.

Example Megaphores:

Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch

Megaphore by Serefin March 19, 2011