Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.
Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.
by rethinker May 06, 2019
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Back Sniper

A stealth top who lets his prey believe he is seducing him. He brushes off advances, jokes about scurrying home but the guy servicing him ultimately discovers to shock and awe that he's under a Back Sniper's command.
I thought he was just a naive, curious kid. Didn't know his rep tags him as a back sniper.
by rethinker November 17, 2019
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Cock Age

Cock age is specialized fantasy sex play among gays, a psychological marker for recapturing pleasure felt at a specific moment of youth. For the recipient, it's serious surrenderence by a seductive partner into age-specific verbal and physical fantasy. It frequently begins with highly-erotic foreplay as partners sync-up their psyches. Some claim it promotes sexual healing, others cite the intimacy of shared, candid memories and/or fantasies.
What's your cock age?
"Sixteen."
by rethinker November 21, 2019
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megaphony

Megaphony noun me·gah·ˈfō-nē, An annoying as fuck ridiculously-enthusiastic con artist and loud mouth who endlessly spews pitches and opinions in an unacceptably loud voice. Partisan politicians and bitcoin advocates among the worst.
Listen to that guy selling cars on that local TV commercial. What a megaphony!
by rethinker December 19, 2019
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poisonality

Poisonality noun ˈpȯi-zᵊn·na-lə-tē Toxic people whose personalities are adept at inducing negativity in others, esp. depression, inferiority, anxiety. People who are able to convince others that everything — including life itself — is meaningless.
My god! I spent an hour in the car listening to her spew about why the universe shouldn't even be here and that there's no point to anything. What a poisonality!
by rethinker December 19, 2019
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chinko basket

ちんこバスケット
1. A boner bulge on a guy wearing any variety of stretchy, skintight underwear, generally favored by Japanese males, especially gays.

2. An undergarment art form chosen to reflect the wearer's essence, spirit, take on sexuality and to announce breakthroughs in long-strand polymer fabrics capable of generating extended erotic sensations in the genitals.
3. Unobtrusive kink gear worn beneath street clothing and thus safe for work, mixed social settings.

5. another highly-refined japanese kinkform.
1. Hiro dumped a quart of porn slime on Yoshi's chinko basket. Bliss-blind edged him for hours.
2. Dude, check my chinko basket. My frat letters, embroidered in Spandex!
3. Those chinko baskets I wore to work for months were gateway thongs to codpieces. Busted!
by rethinker April 12, 2017
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ponk

Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy.

Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?"
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
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