mecophile

A man or woman who loves their vehicle, to such excess, the they must make sweet sweet whoopie to their car / motorcycle / hooptie / truck / vehicle of any kind.

A man was just putting a fresh coat of wax on his 67' vette. he notices a faint twinkle in her tail pipe. Aroused and rigid he approaches the vehicle, drooling on himself with ecstasy he aggressively penetrated every supple hole in its body. until a climactic release like none he had experienced before.
He is a mecophile

by timothy everyman November 8, 2013

mucophilia

Another word for sneeze fetish. A sexual attraction to sneezing.

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"

by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

memeophile

Someone who likes memes

"He's a memeophile."

by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Methophile

A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.

I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.

by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011

Meechophile

Commonly sends 'exotic' photos, also takes great interest in menores de idade mailei.

A Meechophile is a highly social being, a truly unique class of person.

Person 1: You know my friend Jim?
Person 2: Yeah man, what about him?
Person 1: Jims such a Meechophile sometimes!

"My friend James is a Meechophile"

by defining definition August 19, 2019

Macrophile

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.

"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"

by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

Mechophile

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.

'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'

by Tobyo May 28, 2008