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A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.
I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.
by xXPandaXx January 24, 2011
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