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Methophile

A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.
I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.
Methophile by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011

memeophile 

"He's a memeophile."
memeophile by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Meechophile 

Commonly sends 'exotic' photos, also takes great interest in menores de idade mailei.

A Meechophile is a highly social being, a truly unique class of person.
Person 1: You know my friend Jim?
Person 2: Yeah man, what about him?
Person 1: Jims such a Meechophile sometimes!

"My friend James is a Meechophile"

Mechophile 

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.
'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'
Mechophile by Tobyo May 28, 2008

mechaphile 

Individual with a fetish for machines. Typically desiring some form of sexual congress with machines. Either very specific machines or very wide ranging in tastes.

Schlessinger published his story-showing his wide range of tastes.

The commonest is a love of vehicles-cars, motorbikes, trucks in particular. Boats and other variations can be found appealing too.

Other mechaphiles go for working engines, power tools and similiar.

A wide variety of sexual techniques can be employed. One mechaphile (me) has a manual on how to make love to a car or other vehicle, for example. There are also groups on yahoo for the same fetishes.

autophile is referred to, however is incorrect.
Myself as the author-I'm a vehicle mechaphile, specifically cars, bikes, boats, trucks. I've a number of sites and featured in the Sun, March 2007.
mechaphile by Karnautrahl December 1, 2007

melophile 

one who obsessively loves music to no end.
She is such a melophile!
melophile by amber oacer February 11, 2009
one who enjoys or obsesses over all things defined as meta

Meta characterizes anything self-referential and beyond.
I met a metaphile who liked my example in urbandictionary.com
metaphile by Down 1 Records October 6, 2012