Memophile 

Someone who’s so into memes that it’s the only thing they say it’s what they live and it’s so fucking annoying I want to crush their skull because they won’t SHUT UP ABOUT MEMES

Hey yeah you know that guy over there?

Yeah? What about him?

He’s a memophile. Stay away from him.

Memophile by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

mammophile 

–noun a person who is especially interested in high quality breasts and associated paraphanalia.

"note how the aureola and nipples are in perfect proportion on this photo and the angle of nipple elevation is within acceptable tolerances"

"why sir, you are truly a mammophile"

"thank you sir"

mammophile by webbo1973 October 29, 2009

mermaphile 

A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.

Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!

mermaphile by darkninja443 June 30, 2011

memeophile 

Someone who likes memes

"He's a memeophile."

memeophile by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Methophile

A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.

I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.

Methophile by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011

Mechophile 

A Mechophile is a person who 'literally' loves automotive transport, mainly cars. They will often build relationships with their cars (or others) giving them names (and genders) and treat them like an actual relationship. They will even have some form of intercourse with their car lovers by masturbating on them, or pleasuring themselves within the creases of a seat or shaft of a gear leaver. They often are attracted to cars because of the curves of the chassis.

'Sarah always said that she loved her car, I didnt realise how much she actually loved it until I walked in on her pleasuring herself on the Gear Leaver. It was at that moment I realised she was indeed a Mechophile'

Mechophile by Tobyo May 28, 2008

Morophile 

- Noun

A person who has an affinity for stupid people.

1.
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it

2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them

Morophile by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019